Stupid bird I cant wait for Climate Change To Kill you!

Just when you thought your car was safe

Okay so one of the downsides of driving a car like mine, Is that you have to protect it from larger predators. Like mine for instance is coming up against the bird that has comandeered our driveway for its own sinister goals.

Yes thats right a bird is threatening my car, They do that! Look ill probably upload pictures on thursday! Seriously! Every morning that bird puffs itself up all big and stands in the way of my car! and when I get out to kick its ass! Its all like "ohh I have a broken wing have pity"! I SHOULD PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY!

Next time a bird lays eggs on my driveway im selling them on ebay!